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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Axis of Evil

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
2.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State“Money, Power, Respect!”
3.The Zombie Nukers of Look at meCorporate Police State“EVIL”
4.The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil IncarnateCompulsory Consumerist State“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
5.The Nuke Worshippers of AsukafariIron Fist Consumerists“Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb”
6.The Holy Red Empire of ChazcamIron Fist Consumerists“Have an opinion? Don't.”
7.The Glorious Free State of AdamkhaziaCorporate Police State“The glorious regime has made us prosperous!”
8.The Queendom of AstrunIron Fist Consumerists“Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You”
9.The Rogue Nation of DSN95Iron Fist Consumerists“We Will Endure”
10.The Free Republic of LombarstanDemocratic Socialists“El ones”
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