The Smartest Citizens in St Abbaddon
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Grand Principality of Hard Coast | New York Times Democracy | “Land of the Coastites, Thorough and Numerous.” | |
| 12. |  The Interim State of Whiteshallow | Left-Leaning College State | “Exceed Through Virtue and Tradition.” | |
| 13. |  The Republic of Seas Land | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Sea is our friend” | |
| 14. |  The Republic of Weitarawi X | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 15. |  The Commonwealth of Skunkland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A constitution should be short and obscure” | |
| 16. |  The Empire of Dragania WA | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I Defend wherever I want to. Not because I have to.” | |
| 17. |  The Republic of Yonderal | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Seeing is believing” | |
| 18. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Skankamungus | Left-wing Utopia | “This is extremely true.” | |
| 19. |  The Federation of USS Aventine | New York Times Democracy | “We helped defeat the Borg” | |
| 20. |  The Commonwealth of Red Victoria | New York Times Democracy | “Glory to the House of Tang-Dragania!” |
