The World World Census
The Most Corrupt Governments in the World
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State | “Why bother?” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 4. |  The List of Ingredients | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Everything is full of ingredients.” | |
| 5. |  The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 7. |  The United Macedonian Republic of Obedineta Makedonija | Father Knows Best State | “Makedonija na Makedoncite” | |
| 8. |  The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State | “Progress before safety.” | |
| 9. |  The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No it is not” | |
| 10. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” |
