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The Highest Crime Rates in South China Sea

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, South China Sea is ranked 3,697^th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of South China Sea	Anarchy	“Community”
2.	The District of Mao Xiaotong	Anarchy	“Strength Through Compliance”
3.	The State of Xiao-Jing	Anarchy	“By the People, for the People”
4.	The State of Ko-Han	Right-wing Utopia	“Mission Accomplished”
5.	The State of Traverse Point	Corporate Bordello	“Strength Through Compliance”
6.	The State of Alpha Orionis 1	Corporate Bordello	“We Will Endure”
7.	The State of Zhonghai	New York Times Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
8.	The State of Ling Yige	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Peace and Justice”