The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,404th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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81. | The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada | Psychotic Dictatorship | “الموت قبل العار” | |
82. | The Tyrannical Starchy Sadist of The Strong and Almighty Potato | Psychotic Dictatorship | “YES. I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS.” | |
83. | The Empire of Sighthavand | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
84. | The Socialist African Republic of Equatrea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Lavoratori di tutti i paesi, unitevi!” | |
85. | The Mushroom Kingdom of -THE PRINCESS- | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Did I Win?” | |
86. | The Endless Reign of Stiechtenlien | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In life, all shall serve.” | |
87. | The Proletarian Dictatorship of Nedvia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Will of the Proletariat Is the Ultimate Authority!” | |
88. | The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace will only come when power is above all.” | |
89. | The Free Land of Pensamiento | New York Times Democracy | “If you're not cheating, you're not trying” | |
90. | The People's Republic of Answer Simple Questions | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Let the finger of Authority enlighten you” |