by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,404th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
81.The Islamic Caliphate of TalibanadaPsychotic Dictatorship“الموت قبل العار”
82.The Tyrannical Starchy Sadist of The Strong and Almighty PotatoPsychotic Dictatorship“YES. I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS.”
83.The Empire of SighthavandPsychotic Dictatorship“Strength Through Compliance”
84.The Socialist African Republic of EquatreaPsychotic Dictatorship“Lavoratori di tutti i paesi, unitevi!”
85.The Mushroom Kingdom of -THE PRINCESS-Psychotic Dictatorship“Did I Win?”
86.The Endless Reign of StiechtenlienPsychotic Dictatorship“In life, all shall serve.”
87.The Proletarian Dictatorship of NedviaPsychotic Dictatorship“The Will of the Proletariat Is the Ultimate Authority!”
88.The Nebulous Populace of SerinupuPsychotic Dictatorship“Peace will only come when power is above all.”
89.The Free Land of PensamientoNew York Times Democracy“If you're not cheating, you're not trying”
90.The People's Republic of Answer Simple QuestionsPsychotic Dictatorship“Let the finger of Authority enlighten you”
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