The Highest Drug Use in Nordic Lands
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Nordic Lands is ranked 12,699th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Kaylospica | Left-Leaning College State | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Anarcopia | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't be a Dick” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Klownway | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Us” | |
| 4. |  The Scottish Socialist States of Loyal Celts | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Lomondu | Anarchy | “Freedom for the individual, not control for the masses” | |
| 6. |  The Happy Place of Cop Met | Left-wing Utopia | “♥” | |
| 7. |  The United Kingdom of Newdoggerland | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Dance Fighting Skill Set of Ruby Roundhouse | Anarchy | “Killer of Men” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of North Keldavia | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom, Strength, and Unity” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Collies Mauritania | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Suck it Wisteria!” |
