The Most Cheerful Citizens in New York
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federative Union Republics of Ottoman Khaif | Democratic Socialists | “Progress one step at time.” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of New Shea | Left-wing Utopia | “Meet the Mets” | |
| 3. |  The Works in Progress of Yarn Zealots | Left-wing Utopia | “I need more stash!” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Obsessed Knitters | Left-Leaning College State | “Knit one Purl one” | |
| 5. |  The Fugue State of J-S-Bach | Left-wing Utopia | “Music is an agreeable harmony.” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Nova-Lox | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Give me your tired” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Saint-Laurent | Democratic Socialists | “En Dieu, la liberté” | |
| 8. |  The Realm of Cotland | Father Knows Best State | “For Rikets Heder” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Kanandaigua | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Coooo roo coo coo coo coo coo coooo.” | |
| 10. |  The Borderlands of Peconic County | Capitalist Paradise | “A little too much chlorine in that gene pool.” |
