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The Nudest in New Orleans

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, New Orleans is ranked 1,446^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Olivier House Hotel	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Olivier House Hotel”
2.	The Neighborhood of The Garden District	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Garden District”
3.	The Hotel of Four Points By Sheraton French Quarter	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Four Points”
4.	The District of The French Quarter	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Quarter”
5.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Hotel St Marie	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“St Marie”
6.	The Incorporated States of Katz and Besthoff	Capitalizt	“Between here and there is bound to be a K&B”
7.	The Protectorate of The Oyster Poor Boy	Left-Leaning College State	“How about dem ersters”
8.	The Incorporated States of D H Holmes	Civil Rights Lovefest	“There's no place like Holmes!”
9.	The Community of Mr Bingle	Left-Leaning College State	“Jingle, jangle, jingle. Here comes Mr. Bingle!”
10.	The Blackened Voodoo Lager of Dixie Beer Truck	Corporate Bordello	“New Orleans is still alive -- Come check us out”

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