The Most Advanced Public Education in New Orleans
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, New Orleans is ranked 2,006th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of The French Quarter | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Quarter” | |
| 2. |  The Neighborhood of The Garden District | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Garden District” | |
| 3. |  The Rooms And Facilities of The Olivier House Hotel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Olivier House Hotel” | |
| 4. |  The Hotel of Four Points By Sheraton French Quarter | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Four Points” | |
| 5. |  The Rooms And Facilities of The Hotel St Marie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “St Marie” | |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of The Oyster Poor Boy | Left-Leaning College State | “How about dem ersters” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Katz and Besthoff | Capitalizt | “Between here and there is bound to be a K&B” | |
| 8. |  The Blackened Voodoo Lager of Dixie Beer Truck | Corporate Bordello | “New Orleans is still alive -- Come check us out” | |
| 9. | The Popeyes Spicy Wing Brigade of Chickenland Army | Capitalist Paradise | “Chicken Army” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Mr Bingle | Left-Leaning College State | “Jingle, jangle, jingle. Here comes Mr. Bingle!” |
