The Most Secular in New Orleans
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, New Orleans is ranked 1,737th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of The French Quarter | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Quarter” | |
| 2. |  The Rooms And Facilities of The Hotel St Marie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “St Marie” | |
| 3. |  The Good children of Spring Chicken | New York Times Democracy | “Lives contentedly in self-contained universe” | |
| 4. |  The Neighborhood of The Garden District | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Garden District” | |
| 5. |  The Rooms And Facilities of The Olivier House Hotel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Olivier House Hotel” | |
| 6. |  The Hotel of Four Points By Sheraton French Quarter | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Four Points” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of The Oyster Poor Boy | Left-Leaning College State | “How about dem ersters” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Mr Bingle | Left-Leaning College State | “Jingle, jangle, jingle. Here comes Mr. Bingle!” | |
| 9. |  The Blackened Voodoo Lager of Dixie Beer Truck | Corporate Bordello | “New Orleans is still alive -- Come check us out” | |
| 10. |  The Incorporated States of The Whitney | Capitalist Paradise | “Spreading New Orleans Sunshine All Over America!” |
