The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Root is God” | |
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 6. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 7. |  The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I came to rock the human race.” | |
| 8. |  The List of Ingredients | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Everything is full of ingredients.” | |
| 9. |  The Uber Military Imperium of Italia | Corporate Police State | “Temilo me, dato che portano la distruzione del über...” | |
| 10. |  The Territory of Of the People-L | Right-wing Utopia | “From Sea to Shining Sea!” |
