The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions | Capitalist Paradise | “!@#$%^&*()” | |
4. | The United States of MAKE MONEY FAST | Free-Market Paradise | “MAKE MONEY FAST!” | |
5. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
6. | The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
7. | The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
8. | The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
9. | The Reaper of Lord Dominator | Right-wing Utopia | “I Came, I Saw, I Dominated” | |
10. | The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” |