The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Great Macedonian Empire of Aleksandar Makedonski | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Per aspera ad sole” | |
4. | The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Something for nothing!” | |
5. | The Macedonian Colony of MK Colony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Macedonians all over the world” | |
6. | The Territory of Of the People-L | Right-wing Utopia | “From Sea to Shining Sea!” | |
7. | The Scorched Earth of Ommastrephes | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I will violate you.” | |
8. | The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
9. | The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
10. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |