The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Africa
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Edgetown | Capitalist Paradise | “ARE YOU RECORDING BRO” | |
| 2. |  The Sheikhdom of Trarza | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Allah’s Chosen” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Zoowanatou | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Zoowanatou Forever” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Mabanmanga | Moralistic Democracy | “Mabanmanga Forever” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Mbangawi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Baraka Ufalme Cha” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Peppercoast | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty, Freedom, Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Smuggest Armed Republic of Siaral | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Homeland and Independence” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Saint Thomas and Prince | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Labour” | |
| 9. |  The Liberated Society of Vaspartama | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Were Born in Blood” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Hallonia | Corporate Bordello | “Thy Shall We Rise” |
