The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Armed Republic of Anconcapistan | Anarchy | “Property! Liberty! Anconcapistan!” | |
| 12. |  The Republic of Potato Fervents | Corporate Bordello | “TKD” | |
| 13. |  The Federal Republic of Askenats | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tikkun Olam” | |
| 14. |  The Republic of Smieda | Left-Leaning College State | “Liberty, Fraternity, Justice” | |
| 15. |  The Incorporated States of One-Way Supermarket Aisles | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Sorry, Empty Shelves Caused By Supply Chain Disruptions” | |
| 16. |  The Military Junta of Gran General Augusto Pinochet | Compulsory Consumerist State | “¡Pero que economía más grande!” | |
| 17. |  The Imperium of Corporate Collective Salvation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Power is the only law.” | |
| 18. |  The Republic of Thollanosa | Anarchy | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 19. |  The Federal Republic of People with Intellect | Capitalizt | “He or she with smarts, shall follow his or her heart” |
