The Fattest Citizens in USSR
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, USSR is ranked 24,814th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Soviet Socialist Republic of Mogola | 186,977th | 9.56 | ||
| 12. |  The Republic of Connollyite Ireland | 191,492nd | 9.51 | ||
| 13. |  The United Socialist States of Bolshevik Russland | 192,147th | 9.5 | ||
| 14. |  The United Socialist States of Hosparia | 203,332nd | 9.31 | ||
| 15. |  The United Socialist Republics of Karelis | 222,463rd | 8.79 | ||
| 16. |  The People's Republic of Zekarsky | 223,696th | 8.74 | ||
| 17. |  The Community of State Earth | 236,377th | 8.11 | ||
| 18. |  The República Popular of Marinajez | 236,720th | 8.09 | ||
| 19. |  The Free Land of Lazarev Antarctica | 239,062nd | 7.94 | ||
| 20. |  The Transitional Government of Pabaan | 245,733rd | 7.53 | ||
