The Smartest Citizens in Ontario
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Ontario is ranked 9,678th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City of Mississauga | 27,013th | 54.54 | ||
| 2. |  The Dominion of Agawa Bay | 108,423rd | 33.22 | ||
| 3. |  The Bridge Crossing of Little Current | 113,338th | 32.58 | ||
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLXXXVII | 139,869th | 29.2 | ||
| 5. |  The Femme Fatale of Lulus Roadhouse | 268,767th | 9.19 | ||
