The Highest Drug Use in Ireland
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Ireland is ranked 10,475th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free-Radical Republic of CoDMoS | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Great!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Londonderry | Left-Leaning College State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 3. |  The Free Republic of Tara | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Teamhair na Rí” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Dhiar Duit | Left-wing Utopia | “Anarchy is the key to freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Country that is the Home of Kwimez the Goblin | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Attack! ” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of U2 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Bullet the Blue Sky” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Ashford Castle | Capitalist Paradise | “Ashford Castle” | |
| 8. |  The Emerald State of Ulster | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pax quæritur bello” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Duchy of Celtland | Father Knows Best State | “They talk of our drinking but never our thirst” | |
| 10. |  The Emerald State of Dagda | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Omnibus Idem” |
