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*hiding machete behind back* OK, be honest, who here is a virgin?
Buer, isnt a machete abit over the top?
Fangs are much better!
I can't wait to take a bath in virgin blood, always so refreshing.
Heh heh I did include that option because of your poison Christmas cookies, but changed it to muffins like from the muffin man in arrested development.
I'm a virgin.
Why do you ask?
You are?
Have you seen my rope and sacrificial knives?
*Goes down to "wine" cellar to pick out a fresh "bottle" to give Stalker*
Hmm now which one to choose........
*walks up and down looking at choices*
What about a sacrificial virgin hooker's corpse, and a vat of her blood still containing a considerable ammount of heroin. 4 choices in one. Virgin Hooker, lol.
Greatest thing i've seen in any RMB. LOL
Buer's last post, my quote ffuucckkeedd up
Ahhhh, good to be back home. My nation got "suspended" because I was on holiday too long. Not really a bad thing, you know...
It is my nation's official stance to not give a damn that we are so apathetic.
Welcome back Donkervader! Glad to have you return.
Nice Cynical Alcoholics, congrats on your high rank, 167th in the world most apathetic. Not that you'd care.
I prefer dry wines aged to perfection, made from the most succulent grapes grown in the pale moon light infused with the blood of the innocent.
Would anyone here be interested in doing a regional newspaper of sorts? Many regions have them and it could be something new we could try. If people wanted to maybe write a small article or column to include, i'd be willing to do some and could compile it all together and post it as a factbook. We could aim to do one a month or so. Could really include a wide range of things.
Interesting idea.
We tried something similar a LONG time ago. Why not?
Hail Satan!
Big Jim P.
Lord of Hell.
I would be on board for a newspaper
Would any of you have interest in contributing yourselves?
What i'm thinking is, for this to work, i'd need roughly 2-3 other people doing a small article a month(ish) for this newspaper. And there's a wide range of things people could do an article on, from real life to NS, whatever you may have interest in writing about. If we had a few people doing like a paragraphs worth of something, I already have some ideas in mind, and could do the rest. Feel free to post here or telegram me if you have any thoughts or interest in contributing.
I'd be willing to contribute. Although my expertise is so wide-ranging that it'd be difficult to narrow it down to just a few topics. I'll come up with something fit for the unwashed masses of Hell.
Great, i'm hoping to get started now so we can have one completed for February. If you and anyone interested could send me articles they've written up, I will begin getting the ball rolling. I will also likely send a more detailed follow up telegram to those interested in contributing in a day or so, with further thoughts.
Last night I became ordained in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and am awaiting my certificate of ordination. Anyone need a Pastafarian service preformed?
You're soul has been touched by his divine noodle as well?
Pray for 
The Stalker. I hear a pickaxe is about to come his way. =O
I expect everyone here to be praying to me Buer, and how did you find out about my dwarfern pickaxe on the way? I need it to mine souls in the depths of the pit to gain their power.
All this talk of spaghetti is making me hungery.
I personally follow the glorious beautiful Goddess Eris, the lover of madmen, mother to Zeus, Jesus, and all sorts of flying pasta dishes. Hail Discordia!!
Ummm, just don't trip and have it "accidentally" spike you through the frontal lobes. Then we'd have a King of Drool....
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