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Lack of corruption
Fails to inspire poetry
Yet worth reporting.

Our Floreria
Is one of the least corrupt
Nations in this game.

I have packages
coming every day this week;
It's mini-Christmas!

But knowing they're there
waiting on the porch for me,
makes it hard to work!

Staying in one place -
Loyalty or a lack of
Curiosity?

No clouds this morning,
Sunday streets hush to birdsong
And cats are sleeping.

"The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Haiku"

Death, though not foretold,
Cannot be "unexpected"
When it's commonplace.

Chelsea the awesome wrote:

Nature sings this week!
...so it's terrible timing
to be stuck home sick.
I watch through skylights,
as the sun shines and leaves sway,
and take more Advil.

Sorry to hear that!
(Wait, this needs more emphasis) -
That sucks donkey balls!

I shall forever
Leave this wonderful place as
I can't keep up

Many well wishes to
All of you, wonderful guys
and girls, au revior

The silence is deaf
To caring, just a stranger,
Many people die

Naked Friends wrote:

We've come to an end,
Our outward looking Britain
Of friendly people
Mean spirited now
Second raters to the fore
Pull up the drawbridge

Perhaps the people,
Realizing their mistake,
Will stand and request

The example set
By the dull Greek government
Be followed instead?

So hard to have hope
with the world so full of hate.
...But we keep going.

UK can now join
USA and Canada
in the Anglosphere!

The birds are chirping
Happily alive this day -
My heart sings with them

Summer goes quickly -
Whether you are working hard
or hardly working.