WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Archipelago of Chelsea the Awesome (elected )
Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Ulthar, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, World Alliance, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, COLAEF, The Maritimes, Novus Universale, Gay Equality, and 26 others.Empire of the Trident, Kitain, Conservative League, World Space Administration, The Average Confederacy, The Federal Galactic Conglomerate, The Unsettled Lands, Winterfell, The Fangirl and Fanboy Army, The Second Union of Atlantic Nations, The Realm of Chaos, United Defense Directorate, The Haukian Federation, League Of Small Nations, Chinese Republic, Pyandonea, Aurean Union, Nadeyatsya, Esamir, The Embassy, Auretania, The Coalition of The Greater Meme, The Socialist States of the Philippines, United Countries of NationStates, Technologica, and Sonnel.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in Haiku
World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.
As a region, Haiku is ranked 9,887th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
|1.||The Luminal Republic of New Quanta||Civil Rights Lovefest||“God Knows...”|
|2.||The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”|
|3.||The Participatory Democracy of Ninjitsutopia||Left-wing Utopia||“In trust, serve as you will.”|
|4.||The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons||Corrupt Dictatorship||“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”|
|5.||The Dictatorship of Asian Egypt||Capitalist Paradise||“For we have taken Egypt, we shall take the salt!”|
|6.||The Backward Republic of Ukiah||Father Knows Best State||“Three lines, no waiting!”|
|7.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Slowkingdom||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Zzzzzzzz”|
|8.||The Imperial Overseas Territory of Carmiex||Democratic Socialists||“This is a Haiku”|
|9.||The Technocratic Republic of Lynerida||New York Times Democracy||“My Brother's, My Sister's, What Will We Become?”|
|10.||The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“We suffer not a dearth of the pompous”|
- : Titiwu ceased to exist.
- : Braggart ceased to exist.
- : The Colony of Ella2 6 of the region DCG proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between Ioraqus and Haiku.
- : The Secular Land of Triangular Republic arrived from The Black Hawks.
- : The Republic of Kustgebied of the region Ioraqus ordered the closure of its embassy in Haiku.
- : The Jolly Smurftastic Community of Papa Schlumpf of the region Queens Coming Into Our Own proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Evangelizing Metasyndicate of Sierra Lyricalia of the region Anarchy proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Disputed Territories of More Scrabble of the region New Montreal proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Commonwealth of TheBard departed this region for Graveyard.
Haiku Regional Message Board
"The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Haiku"
Death, though not foretold,
Cannot be "unexpected"
When it's commonplace.
Nature sings this week!
...so it's terrible timing
to be stuck home sick.
I watch through skylights,
as the sun shines and leaves sway,
and take more Advil.
Sorry to hear that!
(Wait, this needs more emphasis) -
That sucks donkey balls!
He murdered Jo Cox,
MP with two small children
For building bridges
Instead of a wall,
For welcoming refugees
He wanted to drown.
The silence is deaf
To caring, just a stranger,
Many people die
We've come to an end,
Our outward looking Britain
Of friendly people
Mean spirited now
Second raters to the fore
Pull up the drawbridge
Perhaps the people,
Realizing their mistake,
Will stand and request
The example set
By the dull Greek government
Be followed instead?
He no longer brags -
Our Braggart has ceased to be;
No more me me me.