WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in Haiku
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, Haiku is ranked 12,027th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The Elegant Caligraphic Realms of Prudence Wombat||Moralistic Democracy||“A bun a day helps you work rest and play”|
|2.||The Port Metropolis of Fortificatio||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We will sail till we reach riches!”|
|3.||The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons||Father Knows Best State||“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”|
|4.||The Enlightened Eco-Domain of Floreria||Democratic Socialists||“The gift of truth excels all other gifts.”|
|5.||The Colony of Rumballe||Father Knows Best State||“Peace exists in the garden”|
|6.||The Venerable Humans' Federation of Ninjitsutopia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“We live to serve humanity.”|
|7.||The Community of Naked Friends||Left-wing Utopia||“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”|
|8.||The Free Land of Sakura Zensen||Left-wing Utopia||“Mono no aware”|
|9.||The Federal Republic of Ukiah||Capitalist Paradise||“Three lines, no waiting!”|
|10.||The Boastful Bragging of Braggart||Benevolent Dictatorship||“It's ok to brag! I am the best! ”|
- 3 days 1 hour ago: The Colony of Rumballe arrived from Lazarus.
- 4 days ago: The Colony of Rumballe ceased to exist.
- 25 days ago: The Federation of Wilboon departed this region for The Furry Federation.
- 25 days ago: The Federation of Wilboon arrived from United nations of the state of wilboon.
- 27 days ago: The Empire of WeOnlySpeakInHaiku ceased to exist.
- 28 days ago: The Republic of Moniak ceased to exist.
- 42 days ago: The Free Land of Sakura Zensen arrived from The West Pacific.
- 56 days ago: Moniak arrived from Capitalist Paradise.
- 69 days ago: The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia of the region Futaba Aoi cancelled the closure of its embassy in Haiku.
- 70 days ago: Yapitaj of the region Futaba Aoi ordered the closure of its embassy in Haiku.
Haiku Regional Message Board
In the world for being nude;
I'm good at something!
It's too hot to move
But I must do something now;
Get myself a drink.
Dear Prudence Wombat,
I shall try basil anew,
thanks to your advice!
We make no weapons,
Hardly any to speak of
In peaceful Haiku.
In tests involving kittens
I went for too long
My glorious nation gone!
Don't worry! I'm back!
Good to have you here
Come speak to us more often
No more accidents
How are we again?
Safety is most important
Look before you leap.
Give me your tired and
huddled billionaires for my
very low taxes!
It's hot and sunny
Every day in Paradise
Sometimes I miss rain