Haiku RMB Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Archipelago of Chelsea the Awesome (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 542nd Most Cultured: 764th Nicest Citizens: 875th+12
Most Compassionate Citizens: 925th Most Inclusive: 967th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,078th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,294th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,331st Nudest: 1,342nd Smartest Citizens: 1,370th Best Weather: 1,376th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,405th Largest Black Market: 1,426th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,715th Healthiest Citizens: 1,719th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay


Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Ulthar, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, World Alliance, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, COLAEF, The Maritimes, Novus Universale, Gay Equality, and 26 others.Empire of the Trident, Kitain, Conservative League, World Space Administration, The Average Confederacy, The Federal Galactic Conglomerate, The Unsettled Lands, Winterfell, The Fangirl and Fanboy Army, The Second Union of Atlantic Nations, The Realm of Chaos, United Defense Directorate, The Haukian Federation, League Of Small Nations, Chinese Republic, Pyandonea, Aurean Union, Nadeyatsya, Esamir, The Embassy, Auretania, The Coalition of The Greater Meme, The Socialist States of the Philippines, United Countries of NationStates, Technologica, and Sonnel.

Tags: Democratic, Featured, Medium, Commended, Social, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 25 nations, the 542nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in Haiku

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 9,887th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Luminal Republic of New QuantaCivil Rights Lovefest“God Knows...”
2.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
3.The Participatory Democracy of NinjitsutopiaLeft-wing Utopia“In trust, serve as you will.”
4.The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing DemonsCorrupt Dictatorship“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”
5.The Dictatorship of Asian EgyptCapitalist Paradise“For we have taken Egypt, we shall take the salt!”
6.The Backward Republic of UkiahFather Knows Best State“Three lines, no waiting!”
7.The Constitutional Monarchy of SlowkingdomLiberal Democratic Socialists“Zzzzzzzz”
8.The Imperial Overseas Territory of CarmiexDemocratic Socialists“This is a Haiku”
9.The Technocratic Republic of LyneridaNew York Times Democracy“My Brother's, My Sister's, What Will We Become?”
10.The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia LyricaliaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We suffer not a dearth of the pompous”
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Haiku Regional Message Board

"The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Haiku"

Death, though not foretold,
Cannot be "unexpected"
When it's commonplace.

Ukiah

Nature sings this week!
...so it's terrible timing
to be stuck home sick.

I watch through skylights,
as the sun shines and leaves sway,
and take more Advil.

The United Archipelago of Chelsea the Awesome wrote:Nature sings this week!
...so it's terrible timing
to be stuck home sick.
I watch through skylights,
as the sun shines and leaves sway,
and take more Advil.


Sorry to hear that!
(Wait, this needs more emphasis) -
That sucks donkey balls!

Chelsea the Awesome

I took a dirt nap.
There are so many brothers
and sisters to watch!

Tap-Dancing Demons and Chelsea the Awesome

I shall forever
Leave this wonderful place as
I can't keep up

Many well wishes to
All of you, wonderful guys
and girls, au revior

Tap-Dancing Demons, Naked Friends, and Ukiah

He murdered Jo Cox,
MP with two small children
For building bridges

Instead of a wall,
For welcoming refugees
He wanted to drown.

Triangular Republic

The silence is deaf
To caring, just a stranger,
Many people die

We've come to an end,
Our outward looking Britain
Of friendly people

Mean spirited now
Second raters to the fore
Pull up the drawbridge

The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends wrote:We've come to an end,
Our outward looking Britain
Of friendly people
Mean spirited now
Second raters to the fore
Pull up the drawbridge


Perhaps the people,
Realizing their mistake,
Will stand and request

The example set
By the dull Greek government
Be followed instead?

Naked Friends

He no longer brags -
Our Braggart has ceased to be;
No more me me me.

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