Haiku RMB Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Archipelago of Chelsea the Awesome (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 466th Most Cultured: 704th Nicest Citizens: 744th+12
Most Compassionate Citizens: 748th Most Rebellious Youth: 959th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 979th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,195th Smartest Citizens: 1,214th Most Inclusive: 1,238th Best Weather: 1,245th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,341st Largest Black Market: 1,478th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,591st Healthiest Citizens: 1,661st Nudest: 1,710th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Ulthar, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, World Alliance, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, COLAEF, The Maritimes, Novus Universale, Gay Equality, and 25 others.Empire of the Trident, Kitain, Conservative League, World Space Administration, The Average Confederacy, The Federal Galactic Conglomerate, The Unsettled Lands, Winterfell, The Fangirl and Fanboy Army, The Second Union of Atlantic Nations, The Realm of Chaos, United Defense Directorate, The Haukian Federation, League Of Small Nations, Chinese Republic, Pyandonea, Nadeyatsya, Esamir, The Embassy, Auretania, The Coalition of The Greater Meme, The Socialist States of the Philippines, United Countries of NationStates, Technologica, and Sonnel.

Tags: Democratic, Featured, Medium, Commended, Social, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 27 nations, the 466th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in Haiku

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 6,873rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Feared and Powerful Empire of XylvaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“Xylvania Stands Before Us, Within Us and Behind Us!”
2.The Technocratic Republic of LyneridaCivil Rights Lovefest“My Brother's, My Sister's, What Will We Become?”
3.The Zeonic Alliance of ArtheniaLeft-Leaning College State“Progressing ourselves into the future”
4.The United Archipelago of Chelsea the AwesomeLeft-wing Utopia“Shhh. Only legislations now.”
5.The Constitutional Monarchy of SlowkingdomLiberal Democratic Socialists“Zzzzzzzz”
6.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
7.The Empire of NovaforsLeft-wing Utopia“Science above all else”
8.The People's Republic of The Texan UnionDemocratic Socialists“I dunno yet.”
9.The Secular Land of Triangular RepublicBenevolent Dictatorship“One does not simply walk into the Triangular Republic”
10.The Luminal Republic of New QuantaLiberal Democratic Socialists“God Knows...”

Regional Happenings


Haiku Regional Message Board

The Texan Union -
wherever you have come from,
you're safe in Haiku.

Tap-Dancing Demons and The Texan Union

Insomnia sucks.
I wish I could get more sleep,
But I never can.

It is also good,
Because it makes me think more
And some other things.

Sometimes I go out
And just look at pretty stars.
It's quite relaxing.

I listen to things.
Like the crickets and the cars.
And I just sit there.

I wish I did more,
But what else is there to life?
I wish that I knew.

People I talk to
Often tell me that I'm strange.
But I disagree.

People don't get it.
The way that I think is fine.
They can't comprehend.

Some just want to live.
To stop and look at the stars.
I am one of them.

Why does no one care?
They focus on pointless gain.
Nothing but money.

Seeking to push on.
To milk life like a cash cow.
And they don't look back.

We should look within.
And find meaning in others.
To see what matters.

Tap-Dancing Demons and Naked Friends

All of us different
Yet we belong together
To deal with the world

The Texan Union

My head is on fire.
My thoughts constantly racing.
Never can I sleep.

Think of anything
In order that makes not sense
To combat thinking:

Fountain pen, basket,
Freezer lorry, rubber mat,
Dog barking, flasher,

Crow flying backwards,
Raw pizza, the mind's gone blank..
Are you asleep yet?

The Texan Union

Crow flying backwards?
Is that even possible?
Now I'm curious...

I did fall asleep.
I passed out after awhile.
It took long enough.

How is everyone?
It's been pretty nice for me,
Besides the sleep thing.

Naked Friends

England gets smaller
In mind if not in bodies -
In Scotland it rains.

How do I know this
Blessedly so far away? -
Body, but not mind.

The Texan Union

We must make puppets
To save Max embarrassment
Of shrinking numbers

Now easy and fun,
But overstretched already,
So I'm sorry, Max.

The Texan Union

Long lives in Haiku,
Mean poems for years to come.
Good health to us all!

Naked Friends and The Texan Union

James Dean might say that
Long lives aren't always the best,
He'd be eighty-five;

To us ever young,
The rebel without a cause
Of undying youth.

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