The Cuckoos EggBoard

Arstotzeka wrote:

Is there some specific reason why no one is ever active in this region including Salusa?

To assume "no one is ever active in this region" is erroneous. Have you read ALL the posted messages from the past 6 years (and a few days more)? Have you bothered to catalog/archive those message posts and determine what % of the total number of regional posts have been posted by each of the native nations of this region? Well ... I have. And what you suggest is merely doof.

As for Salusa's activity (and/or lack thereof), we often have to lock him in the second Salusa Towers complex (that is the building with the invisible pink paint) to keep him from hoarding all the rum. Salusa also knows he has to watch his absenteeism carefully because I will happily banject him to Heckland, PA should he be absent for longer than 16 days.

However, if you are asking why none of us is ever busy in your region (the region that is not this region) ... the answer is simple: pickle production.

G'day all.

The grand puffle republic wrote:

I feel for you...

You don't need to feel for Karl ... he's not invisible ... just the towers.

*7 hours ago: Jaynesberg ceased to exist. *

With our production lines still at full capacity, our recent pickling needs are exceeding our current capabilities. I have been assured this is a one off and not the new norm.

So ... with that in mind ... Jaynesberg Iceberg Rumdillyicious Baby Dills go on sale in mid to late March. In the mean time, someone needs to move all the cases of waiting product to the helicopters.

*installs baby gate between the Egg and Balder while singing 100th chorus of Mango song*

SalusaSecondus wrote:

It's pretty much him just singing "Mango! Mango! Mango" while pounding on a drum or keyboard. Or, if he's laid his hands on an actual horn, blowing the horn in between versus. A composer he ain't.

G'day Mr. Administrator. Would you like a drink?

Metropolis of utopia wrote:

oh screw it fine, i was, i am sorry do your worse salusa ban me eject me delete me and all my puppets but i come back, for more, i do i dont give up and i feel my region is being immature, puffle screw you, you would tell on me go ahead delete me, i wont feel a thing

Please stop, the spam isn't helping anyone.

Cheese and Bread! If this (and by "this" I mean the roopooh posted by MoU) is the result of a strict coffee diet, I will stay with tea. All the incessant shouting by this doof has slowed the pickle production lines to a crawl as workers stood at the windows looking and gawking. And as everyone knows, there is nothing more dangerous than a gawking pickler in a pickling plant.

The new tao order wrote:

Cheese and Bread! If this (and by "this" I mean the roopooh posted by MoU) is the result of a strict coffee diet, I will stay with tea. All the incessant shouting by this doof has slowed the pickle production lines to a crawl as workers stood at the windows looking and gawking. And as everyone knows, there is nothing more dangerous than a gawking pickler in a pickling plant.

I don't know what he was eating...but he's gone now...good lord. I own a coffee shop, but I too prefer tea.