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Ooo, I'd like some of the Spy vers Spy Pickled Pomegranate Pepperoncini Dill Bites, please!

The new tao order

Helicopters from Ctrekoza Dsitributers are now making deliveries for those who ordered Macsigh and Make You Cry Jalapeno Pickle Scoops.

Extra-regional orders will be shipped via Penguin Air - "Who says Penguins can't Fly?"

Ctrekoza and Spy vers spy

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Spy vers Spy Pickled Pomegranate Pepperoncini Dill Bites are now on sale at Krazy Karls Cuckcoos Egg Emporium. The KKCEE is located on the main floor of the regional mall found in invisible Salusa Tower 1 next to the Rummery Restaurant. From the main entrance of the mall, turn right at Bath, Bar, and Bed. (Turn left, if you are coming from the other invisible entrance.)

Greetings from The West Pacific! Dont forget we are having our Celebrate TWP festival this weekend. For more details, look at this dispatch:

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The Delegate and Guardians of
The West Pacific

Request the honor of your presence at a Weekend-Long Celebration,
Given in thanks for the many nations and regions that have supported TWP.


The festivities begin on the RMB, our Linkforum and our LinkDiscord server on Friday, October 14th. Join us first thing in the morning for our Friday Karaoke tradition. The official celebration begins at 19:00 (USA EDT) with formal introductions, and will continue throughout Friday into Sunday. There will be games, music, an open chat party, amusing stories about The West Pacific and a panel discussion on the history of TWP. A highlight of the celebration will be a State of the Region address offered by Big Bad Badger at 20:00 (USA EDT) on Saturday. TWP will also hold joint military operations in recognition of the event. All nations or regions that would like to participate should contact our new Commander of TWPAF Yuno owl.

Feel free to join us for any or all of the celebration, as your schedule permits. Whenever you arrive, you may describe your entrance and announce yourself, if you wish.

Residents of TWP and others are encouraged to change their flags to the one at the top of this invitation for this event.

No RSVP requested.

Should you have any questions about the party, please contact Neenee

Read dispatch

Has the helicopter returned to Ctrekoza Dsitributers.

Karl just checked the armory and said we are missing a few The AGM-114 Hellfires.
Hopefully Karl was in the cellar sampling rum caskets before counting.
The loss of the pickles on the helicopter is unbearable.

The helicopter returned last night, so likely after you did your count. You did check the itinerary first, right?

The new tao order

Cheese and Bread! RL had me captive for about two weeks. It is good to be FREE again. And just in time for ZA2016.

Angelic gophers

Have we got any plans for a regional response to the undead menace, or shall I just sent out hunter-killer squads to shoot anyone who looks 'suspicious'?

Ss out of room excursion

I think we go extermination. That's always fun. Zombie defense squads are always a good time.

The great alpaca

(OOC) I am surpriced the zombie apoc event ain't happening again like last year

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I recommend we go for a CURE.

Kill 'em all!

Cure.

The great alpaca

can we cure it because my entire population died already

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I was rather disappointed with ZA 2016. I realize Halloween was a Monday ... but a weekday event means we will lose a number of players to RL responsibilities. Perhaps the event could 'float' and be scheduled for the weekend before Halloween so more players can be available for play.

Angelic gophers

There did seem to be a lot of inactivity, but I don't know how much of that was the timing and how much was because the regions I payed the most attention to have a lot of generally inactive nations.

The new tao order

The West Pacific was active but that activity was from the efforts of many fewer than last year. Many commented on Monday that work/school would keep them from participating.

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1 day 15 hours ago: Aessa ceased to exist.

Aessa ACV Ciinnamon Dill Spears go on sale early next week. ACV is short for Apple Cider Vinegar. These will probably be a Holiday 'one off' production run.

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Pickles now on sale! Just in time for the American Presidential election. Vote for the unpleasant candidate of your choice and when someone asks you "Why the sour look on your face?", you can tell them you were in a real pickle about the whole thing. then offer them a spear. (Dill is the preferred spear. Sharp pointy weapons on long poles are not allowed at voting sites.)

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*The embassy with Global Federation is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 1 day 14 hours.*

Their whole region now smells of eucalyptus oil and roofur. What a mess!

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*9 hours ago: Boonana ceased to exist. *

Boonana Fandango Red Wine Vinegar and Brine Jalapeno Cinnamon Dill Chips may or may not go on sale by early next week. These actually sound so good the the absentee Founder may want to horde them all.

The new tao order

*PROOF of rampant absenteeism*

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

9 days ago: SalusaSecondus ...

*unlocks RUM cellars for the region*

Woo!

Rum sounds like an excellent idea. Extra rations all around.

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