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Well yeah but Bessy that example of yours possesses no actually relation to anything that has happened at all. If there had been some failed RP involving, I dunno, a piece of legislation in Folms that tried to ban meat, it would make sense. People would read it and smile because of the irony. Here, an explanation for the humorless:
Crownvision article: because everyone did forget about Crownvision
Two regions thing: because of the confusing mess that is the two forums situation
Crab swindling money: because of the new forum money system and a self-deprecating joke thrown in there
NS names: because it seems highly unlikely but highly possible.
The fact is, people will see the article about your cheerleader academy, recall that you mentioned something about cheerleading in one of your completely unintelligible 'why aren't things the way I want them to be' rants and smile. It makes light out of your insufferable self-importance, and for a few moments a little bit of sun shines on the CoC. The further up your own arse you crawl Bessy, the fewer people are gonna help you back out.
Well...um...before this gets out of hand I'll say that you two should tone it down just a bit. Bessy, calm yourself as I know you will no doubt respond. Torv, for the love of God why would you say that. You know how he will react, not may,WILL, and it will end up in yet another senseless argument on the rmb.
Ladies, you're both pretty. Now hush.
True, but it never ends well.
Lol :3
Where'd ya go?
Arguments arguments arguments
Vetega, Norengland, Ethopolis, Jackonia, and 2 othersMarscida, and British deutschland
News from the National Security Council of Narnifrey...
Effective August 1st, 2015, Narnifrey will start rebuilding its "Space Fleet". It hopes to build 2 more ships. The 2 Ships that Narnifrey owns, are still under construction and renovation.
DESPITE, it being called a Space Fleet, Narnifrey still cannot figure out ways to make these Ships Travel in Space and at very fast speeds. The Space Fleet will operate under the Air Force and be equivalent to Narnifrey's "HeliCarriers".
The Navy and Army of Narnifrey will also now be equipped with "Energy Shields", designed to repel certain Scientific Elements.
All other Information is Classified.
Narnifrey will also hope to triple its Reserve Forces in the Military and edit its Conscription laws.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1UlpYz-Egnfw8XsCSdet9eQPAJv7q4PkqrJ2OkAgpLNs/viewform?usp=send_form
I fixed that if you would like to try again
...ah... it wasn't an attempt to be "lol"?
UNREALISTIC
-Narnifrey cit.-
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NOW i want to know what will you answer, since to you it is unrealistic to have 10 billions of inhabitants (even if in the ooc/non-RPed NS section) but is perfectly ok to have spaceships, helicarriers seen in comics and energy shields.
I am curious
surprise me
maybe...
The RP union would prevent problems like this...
Which is exactly why I won't be joining it. I like my fancy tech.
I mean disputes over what is real and what isn't. I think that space tech would be perfectly acceptable, so long as you can explain it thoroughly. The union wouldn't be limiting your resources, but it would be limiting "suprise I have super-nukes that destroy the universe. I win." or "Surprise I have space tech that is invincible. I win."
http://nsa.motherboard.tv/
Magical.
Ah I see. I learned early on that I needed to always explain my advances in great detail, unless said details are to be kept secret until I seem it necessary to unearth them. I always have my tech be overpowered in some way, but with flaws that can be exploited in specific ways that gives my enemy a chance at doing some damage before I annihilate them. In the end, I usually overpower my enemies with numbers and wholesale destruction of military and civilian targets(deplorable I know, but war has no honor this I don't give my enemies any honor. I simply give them defeat in any form I can. If I am outnumbered, I target high population centers. If I am nuked, I retaliate with Damocles for which there is no defense against. If my naval vessels are rendered unable to fire their weapons, I ram enemy ships. If my air forces cannot establish air superiority, I send numbers, advanced fighter planes or a plethora of advanced anti aircraft missiles into them at point blank range.)
This rp union sounds like a great idea, but I don't think I'd be welcome there.
Let me tell you a little thing about the catering industry chaps. When the kitchen and administration have overestimated their ability to produce enough food for the amount of people they've accepted bookings for, thus landing each customer with a 2 hour wait for a measly plate of 'gourmet' scraps, where does the blame fall? Where does the understandable fist of anger of the disappointed diner hit. That's right. The front-line. The in-between-jobs waiters who have done everything they were supposed to have done. Heaven forbid the chefs and managers who have spent their lives training in the industry and supposedly devote their beings to their art should directly take any of the customers wrath. No, no. The waiters. Those underpaid teenagers and 20-somethings, saving up for their travels or their mum's birthday present. And so, come the end of the day, approaching midnight, when the air is wrought with fatigue and the waiters' legs have had more exercise in five hours than Chris Froom's have had in a week, where do we expect see Monsignor Chef. Oh yes, sitting at the table, resting his tired, fat little legs and sipping at a refreshing glass of wine. And where do we expect to see our waiters? Oh yes, dashing around the tables, clearing the remnants of peoples' pathetic meals and trying to hold off fainting by stuff their faces with the left-over table bread and water.
What I'm trying to say is, don't be rude to waiters.
Vetega, Ionysia, Ethopolis, and Marscida
This is why I couldn't be a waiter. I generally can't stand people, or the human race as whole. I'd end up cussing someone out and getting fired. Or arrested.
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How so :p
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I wouldn't put it past myself :3
If I were to lead a coup I would not fail >:)
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