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A swift kick in the teeth would like to extend an invitation to all nations from the region of Eoclivion to visit and receive their swift and complimentary kick in the teeth.
Issue #387: Diamonds Are An Expat's Best Friend!
Squeeheart finally receives this issue. Now the question is: Will I try following what I think might be the best answer, or will I use a link to a list of answers for the best possible outcome I found not too long ago?
I've just finished that chain. I think I made the right choice.
Was it the link 
I posted?
...The "right choice" being nuking them after they've already been defeated?
Try negotiating with the Brasilistanis.
Says the militaristic state...
Negotiating meant "nuke the buck out of them if they don't surrender" in this case.
I might make this story a part of Squeeheart's history, but I think I'll rename Brazilistan if I do so. It would make the story feel more original and besides, Squeeheart isn't the only one fighting Brazilistan.
With so many nations attacking Brasilistan, it's a wonder there's anything of them left.
Yet, after every time they get invaded, they just somehow bounce back and start kidnapping children again...
Seriously though, make a pony equivalent of Brasilistan.
How About... No.
and How about, i Give YOU a Kick in the teeth? :D
Are you... are you one of THEM!?!?!?!?
Nah.
Just felt like starting a war, even if it was a started by a mistake.
Yeah.
Loose ends, and all that. :P
King Sombra would've enslaved Brazilistan in my opinion, not nuke it.
See here for Sombra's opinion on this whole fiasco.
That's not what I meant. Negotiating with the Brasilistanis would really free your expats. Then set up sanctions on Brasilistan.
Post self-deleted by Squeeheart.
And you didn't do this before... why exactly?
Also I've already decided how I'm going about with these issues.
Because Squeeheart is a theocratic, pacifist and harmonic nation that doesn't invade states and use diplomacy and negotiations, not attacking or invading any states. Novaya Equestria, on the other hand, is a Nazi-turned-Enlightened Socialist militaristic fascist nation that (which doesn't make any atrocious stuffs) always do the right actions - that is, helping any war-afflicted, democratic nations during wars outside Poneria.
Also, Squeeheart, Borealis himself has ordered that every numerous historical documents be kept until further notice.
>YFW you have no nukes
:c
I agree with Montesardo. But Novaya Equestria itself has a military space station equipped with tungsten rods, Novaya's alternative to nukes.
Du muss nicht zu der Weltraum gehen!
(Fancy german is fancy)
By the way Squeeheart, do you remember what caused:
2 days ago: Following new legislation in Changelitonia, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
And more importantly:
1 day ago: Following new legislation in Changelitonia, the government has enacted freedom of information.
?
Interestingly, according to Sanctaria, the only requirements to start the chain are to allow emigration and to have a military, meaning that it is not in fact necessary for your nation to have ever initiated a nuclear program (as can be done by #151 option 1/2, #312 option 3). Apparently, everyone has 'em.
Yeah right. Even if you overcome the technical difficulties (while it might look like dropping things from that high up might give you a lot of free energy, it's harder than you think, because once something is in orbit you need to expend quite a bit of energy to get it to stop orbiting and fall down), orbital bombardment isn't that powerful.
And you feel the need to remind me of what I know already why? I was pondering my actions based on what I've read through Trotterdam's list (and yes, that is my source).
And doing the right actions include causing almost 60% of your nation's people to be "disappearing?" It includes trying (and thankfully failing) to murder citizens of other nations instead of curing them from the zombie pandemic? Your nation loves to use military intervention, I get that, but other nations don't feel comfortable losing their citizens.
Is there a reason historical documents are being kept away from the public eye?
Because they were to be rewritten on books in Equestrian.
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