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The british antarctic territory wrote:

Hah I know, we don't have many zombie warriors to send it. My part of the world's not the most fertile population-wise.
It's OK, I'm targetting you now anyway :)

Oh well never mind. Since I have the cure and least amount of zombies anyway, it has no affect so you COULD be wasting your precious time on me, or you can leave now.

The british antarctic territory wrote:

I'll consider it.

Doesn't matter. My team mates will help me since I got their back right now

Da shan guo wrote:

Sorry for any zombies that might have wandered into Australia from our region.

Tis alright Da Shan Guo. I have everything under control. Thank you for checking in with us! If you have our backs, we got yours.

Could I get some help to cure my zombies? I've got about 300m, and I'm happy to return the favour.

We had a plan.
It was a sound plan too.

What the plan didn't take into account was people willingly joining the zombies.

Sorry guys just logged on

Damn, pressed the wrong button .. :(

Meulmania wrote:

Is anyone able to assist our region? I'll provide the keycode in telegram, my fellow region member is seemingly inactive!

I will gladly help you.

Alright Australia! Like last year I'll be posting a dispatch with a list of nations sorted by zombie populations! Here it is:

STOP THOSE BOATS, I MEAN ZOMBIES!

Tony abott wrote:

Alright Australia! Like last year I'll be posting a dispatch with a list of nations sorted by zombie populations! Here it is:

Zombie list

by Tony abott

Nation	Zombies]
Bayswater	7118
Juergen	4884
Artilla the Honey	3788
Marklatham	3587
CoffeeSqueeze	2908
Zimbabwe	2503
The idle bludger	2493
Skippy the bush kangaroo	2392
Arai Rosanjin	1603
Avonhead	1572
The Commonwealth of Aus	1479
AyersRock	1410
Popular federation of australia	1306
East gondwana	1161
Stepidge	1112
North klopstock	909
Nagmarish	894
Neneton	847
Fax me	846
Alta italia	811
An angry koala	799
Tony abott	789
Murrumbidgee	787
Vanessa Amorosi	769
Pauline pantsdown	758
Nintendo landia	703
Australas	700
Schlikenboist	698
-powderfinger-	645
Kycake	578
Concordant Opposition	575
Greater australiana	552
Crowsfore	486
Rumbuck	463
Vietnamese gharoukland	450
Strayan	427
Caridad	401
Australian workers republic	348
Veeblefetzer	336
1crk	255
Select One	198
Blizopia	184
Select Two	179
Koala kangaroo	158
Lyndra	142
Laurelton	52
British malayunesia	23
Edmund barton	18
King Rankmore	8
First world anarchists	4
Neale Junction	2
New aldhedge	2
Central woop woop	0

Read dispatch

STOP THOSE BOATS, I MEAN ZOMBIES!

TURN BACK THE ZOMBIES

Sorry, y'all - gonna go get cured before any more people die. See you when it's over!

Dispatch updated

Meh, they got me.

Got sick of getting up last night from my couch.

Turns out kids can't read a simple sign saying "We don't follow Halloween in this house"

Nope, instead would rather swing my screen door into the brick wall and hammer filthy handprints all over my door then demand lollies (I refuse to call them candy)

Yes, I argued with a 6 year old (who was unattended at my front door over what it is called)

Wish this crap would just die off already, was never a thing when I was a kid, and I will not be doing it in my life. I even put up a sign for God's sake!