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This is all too suspicious... People dissapearing... Alien attacks... And then out of no where space programs are being shut down. I think this means war in the most covert way possible. I refuse to let my boomey-space-cannon-lasers be tampered with and definately not under these circumstances.
Madrocea and United nation of romnia
Three blessings from Lethe to our friends in Atlantis. May the gods favor your every move.
The WSA repeal vote is up. Of course, I'm voting to repeal it so my astronauts can use their "in disrepair" orbital science stations and rocketships again... Nevermind the aliens, it's the bureaucrats we've gotta watch out for.
Yes. Never mind the aliens... They were never real to begin with.
The invading... force (a powerful rogue AI) has been removed from Lycopea. The city of Alcorast (our former capital) is under Quarantine and Observation. Human rule has returned to Lycopea, thanks to an ally we have been advised to keep anonymous.
By human rule, you mean Madrocean rule, right?
If you are questioning the provisional government of Lycopea's choice to use the Madrocean Drachma as our official unit of currency, it's a temporary measure until we can restore order, elect a standing government, and issue an official national currency backed in solid Lycopean assets. In the meantime, our black markets have been fueled by Drachmas, so we may as well use the existing currency at hand.
In other news, the Madrocean National Space Corporation has prepared nine rockets for launch upon the repeal of Resolution #336, to re-activate and repair the Madrocean Orbital Platform. Disturbed by recent attempts to curb the sovereignty of our national space program, we have enacted National Assembly Code 774-2 - for the first time ever, enabling military arms in space. Due to recent events, we have decided it is prudent to be able to defend our assets in space, and therefore our cosmonaut-scientists will be armed, and our Platform will be upgraded for self-defense. We will not tolerate advances against the sovereignty of our interests in space. If it's aliens you fear, we will be a little more prepared against them when all is said and done.
The Prime Minister of Joedain has recently been seen flipping her desk and walking out of office.
Witnesses claim that as she departed, she was mumbling something about how she was constantly "getting spammed"
by telegrams of other nations, commanding her to vote a certain way regarding Resolution #336.
Oh neat, it looks like the NS++ auto-telegramming feature for recruitment is working again.
And with the launches today, our space program is back in operation. That was an expensive protest... but I think our point was made and now we can continue pressing forward now that our space programs' sovereignty is no longer in immediate jeopardy.
Okay apparently my fine nation has the worst trout fishing in the region, a source of troubling shame for my fine angling community. How do I move up the trout fishing scale, the issue never seems to arise. I really want as many of my citizens as possible standing bollock deep in cold water trying to catch fish instead of pursuing other hobbies....like bloody revolution. The latter causes almost as much trouble as Warhammer 40k tournaments.
It seems to me that the trout fishing one is kind of random.
I'm thinking it's time for a new featured nation in the region (and maybe a change to the Jukebox too) - I'm accepting nominations (for either) via telegram. Regional participants only, please.
How do I move up the trout fishing SCALE?!
hah
Ballocks DEEP IN COLD WATER
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United nation of romnia, The former volcanic state of skyrtha, and Rick Sanchez
Please donate some aid boxes full of gfs, there is a shortage in New New Autismia.
"The embassy with The Covenant of Shrek is being withdrawn."
D:
Hilarious. One of my citizens thought my country was a democracy where their vote can change things. Did they not notice I'm a Grand High Princess? They can vote on things that don't matter, or when they are going to vote for what I already want to do. I've asked the headsman to explain it to that citizen, it'll be a very quick explanation though.
Post by Azorean lands suppressed by 
Lemmingtopias.
Autismia rules
Guys, I think we should declare war on New New Autismia.
Based on what?
Their existence. Of course the peaceful land of ElinTol is sworn to non-violence so I completely deny the basesless accusation that I'm quietly funding terrorist groups covertly, utterly, utterly, utterly deny it. And if my automobile industry happens to produce vehicles that are easily stripped down and turned into irregulars support and attack vehicles, that isn't my fault. I must remember to cut taxes for auto-manufactures who produce for export by the way. ElinTol is a peaceful nation, and I condemn those who use our easily converted and readily available goods, no matter how competitively priced they are.
People from their region have already breached our defenses, and that's not including their spies!
They're surely planning an invasion of sorts soon enough, yes?
First they "ask" for us to donate our population to them, stating they have a "shortage"
What did they do to their own "gfs"? Wait, I don't want to know.
We do NOT fill our people in boxes and ship them to another region!
Second, they flood our region with pro-Autismia, stapling it all over our walls!
"Autismia rules" everywhere I look! They're trying to brainwash our population! Turn them against our great Tribunal!
The root of a nation is at it's people, and with roots gone, even the mightiest of trees will die!
Fellow members of Atlantis, we can't stand idle-by whilst foreign invaders plot to end us all!
We must band together and protect our homes! We will not fall!
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