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The islamic khanate of turanistan wrote:

Salaams everyone.

Wa Alaykum Al Salam

The Emirate of Islaamistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emir Mehmud Shah Abdullah with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.17 billion Islaamistanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

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Kawther wrote:

2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Islaamistan, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.

The Olympics seem to be going on all too well

lol just for the record we don't stone them, we lash them

We demand answers from Kawther! did they fund and back the civil war in Islaamistan!

And*

Islaamistan wrote:

We demand answers from Kawther! did they fund and back the civil war in Islaamistan!

The Kawtherian Government has already stated that it is neutral in the Islaamistani civil war and that it is only protecting and helping the Islaamistani people in need

The Kawtherian Government is only involved in Humanitarian aid in Islaamistan

Islaamistan wrote:

We ask Kawther to explain the following headlines coming out of their country!!

1 day ago: Following new legislation in Kawther, Kawther has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

We have liberated a small unnamed nation in our sphere of influence from the new dictatorship incharge

Islaamistan wrote:

Ohhh, so basically United Hayat?...jk loool

LOL i can't remember the name exactly but i think that unknown name rings a bell

Islaamistan wrote:

Ohhh, so basically United Hayat?...jk loool

You better be joking! We have a better democracy than both of you lol

Kawther wrote:

LOL i can't remember the name exactly but i think that unknown name rings a bell

It would never be United-Hayat.
Also this just goes to show how many bloody nations this savage had invaded if he can't even remember names! Lol

United-hayat wrote:

You better be joking! We have a better democracy than both of you lol

It would never be United-Hayat.
Also this just goes to show how many bloody nations this savage had invaded if he can't even remember names! Lol

looool

Slovenya wrote:

HI GUYS!

Hola mi amiga. Com estas?

Islaamistan wrote:

you're just in time, the hayat kawther gazzillionth war will begin shortly loll

*gazzillionth and 2

Slovenya wrote:

good and you!what? over what exactly?

over everything loool