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Democatic Donkeys wrote:Wait wait, I have something for this! Umm, hmmm, aha!

Try looking in the mirror.

Boom! You're welcome!

I don't get it.

The new jersey nets wrote:IT'S STILL NOT APRIL 1ST IN AMERICA LAND

Thanks captain obvious. I thought it started earlier last year, with the event actually going for 36 hours overall.

The new jersey nets

McMasterdonia wrote:I don't get it.
Thanks captain obvious. I thought it started earlier last year, with the event actually going for 36 hours overall.

Listen. Don't talk to me like i'm some kinda chump.
Alright?
Because i'm not.

I'm a businessman.
I'm a family man.
Man of the people.
Man of the church.
Man of the country.
I'm a patriot.
A veteran.
A man of god.
A missionary.
A postman.
I work at jamba juice, okay?
My dog is spayed.
I got letters ready for me at the notary republic.
I know a cobbler.
I make my own quilts.
Shop locally.
I support local causes.
I take a cruise ship every 3 months.
I wear reading glasses.
My daughter has braces.
My eyebrows are shaved
And my friends are all geese.
I live in a house.
I have a head.
My clothes are all combustible.
My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription.
I have a shirt that reads "if you don't like me, i'll go do your mother."
I am inside of the matrix.
I live in a home with no windows.
I have lasers inside my brain
I have a shark in my bathroom.
My dog sleeps in my bed with me.
I have mouse under the rug.
My friends are all dead.
I went to Indiana once.
I like bowling.

So don't talk to me like i'm some kinda chump, alright?
Because i'm not.

Democatic Donkeys, David l l l l, Yayness, and Chuukango

Kind of ironic, the first issue I get on April first is called "The Sky is Falling"....... Which was apparently about "Air Pirates"....... :/

Yayness

McMasterdonia wrote:I don't get it.

The only joke you'll ever see, regardless of the day, is during those moments when your screen goes blank and you're able to see your pathetic reflection in the computer monitor. Have a nice day. :)

This April fools is even better at being terrible than bytecoin. Lol

Plembobria and Yayness

P.S. I love you. <3

McMasterdonia and Yayness

Eh.....Sup? I guess?

The new jersey nets wrote:Listen. Don't talk to me like i'm some kinda chump.
Alright?
Because i'm not.

I'm a businessman.
I'm a family man.
Man of the people.
Man of the church.
Man of the country.
I'm a patriot.
A veteran.
A man of god.
A missionary.
A postman.
I work at jamba juice, okay?
My dog is spayed.
I got letters ready for me at the notary republic.
I know a cobbler.
I make my own quilts.
Shop locally.
I support local causes.
I take a cruise ship every 3 months.
I wear reading glasses.
My daughter has braces.
My eyebrows are shaved
And my friends are all geese.
I live in a house.
I have a head.
My clothes are all combustible.
My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription.
I have a shirt that reads "if you don't like me, i'll go do your mother."
I am inside of the matrix.
I live in a home with no windows.
I have lasers inside my brain
I have a shark in my bathroom.
My dog sleeps in my bed with me.
I have mouse under the rug.
My friends are all dead.
I went to Indiana once.
I like bowling.

So don't talk to me like i'm some kinda chump, alright?
Because i'm not.

.. Chump

Empire of narnia

I like the April Fool's game.

This is a stupid April Fools Day.

Yay it's Aprils fools day!

What does it mean that we're playing cards against NS?

Oooops, it quickly became "furries against humanity" O_o

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

QUICK GUYS! JOIN "TNP AGAINST HUMANITY" it's a game I started!

[Syrixia] hjgfhgtfhrvbvtrehbtfdgvgbhgjt65jyiuoih6jnhho aszz./srf.xETH y0968

Ok guys, What the heck is this card game?

Why don't you find out? page=cardgame/gameid=748

Freeion wrote:Screw hydra

Greater soviet ukraine wrote:And the TNP has come under control of Hydra. HAIL HYDRA!

Syrixia wrote:Tomb...you did the wrong one :3 That's the regular one for next week! Where's Hydra?!

Syrixia wrote:Thanks, but the HYDRA one I designed should be up if what Tomb told me is correct. I will fix that, though, soon. :)

Izandor wrote:HAIL HYDRA

LEADER,

IZANDOR

Freeion wrote:Hydra sucks

HAIL SHIELD!

C1vica wrote:Who the heck is hyrdra?
PS: I'm still civica, just as anew nation

Really?!?

Since people nowadays add "Happy" to pretty much everything, then I follow that trend and wish you Happy April Fools Day from TEP :)

Fizban

And one back to you from the North!

Can't find your game Syrixia :(

Just go to the menu (you'll find it in a little bar at the top of the page) and find TNP Against Humanity.

The federal republic of civica

would someone like to join my game. Its called the Rum Games.

Syrixia wrote:Just go to the menu (you'll find it in a little bar at the top of the page) and find TNP Against Humanity.

That's what I'm doing... it's not on the list.

The federal republic of civica

here's the link to my game
page=cardgame/gameid=761

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