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Governor: The Community of Trench Mouth

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Community of Trench Mouth

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,733rd Largest Gambling Industry: 2,812th
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After you stagger out of The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region, stop in for coffee to help sober up, with a delicious pastry to get that terrible taste out of your mouth! We are just across the street so it won’t take long to stop in!

We proudly serve the finest Toraja coffee from Sulawesi, and our Sunda teas come from the hills around Bandung, Indonesia.

Our specialty is glazed donuts with Durian fruit filling. Enjoy!



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Construction of embassies with Coven of Witches has commenced. Completion expected .

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The Bakery Across the Street contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Beautiful Environments in The Bakery Across the Street

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, The Bakery Across the Street is ranked 5,506th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Community of Trench MouthLeft-Leaning College State“Who cares about oral hygiene?”
2.The Republic of Durrnil Cards 10Moralistic Democracy“*deep fries you*”
3.The Ԍᴜᴀʀᴅ Doԍs of Staffy Bull TerrierFather Knows Best State“Woof! Woof! Woof!”
4.The Community of Tasty Road-KillInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pour on some Tabasco Sauce!”

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The Bakery Across the Street Regional Message Board

We in the Panjshir Valley thank The Bakery Across the Street for the new embassy!

Eats some leftover pastries (that were probably heading for the bin anyhow), licks up some spilt coffee, and then comes to sit on guard duty.

Rottweiler wrote:Eats some leftover pastries (that were probably heading for the bin anyhow), licks up some spilt coffee, and then comes to sit on guard duty.

*Rummages through the bin, hoping to chance upon some pastries that aren’t too moldy and slimy yet, indignantly wondering how the dog got the privilege of eating the fresh leftovers*

Rottweiler wrote:Eats some leftover pastries (that were probably heading for the bin anyhow), licks up some spilt coffee, and then comes to sit on guard duty.

Hey! Let's swap posts.

Alta Sil wrote:*Rummages through the bin, hoping to chance upon some pastries that aren’t too moldy and slimy yet, indignantly wondering how the dog got the privilege of eating the fresh leftovers*

Eats the moldy and slimy pastries.

What? My standards are lower than yours.

Hello, does this establishment have any hot chocolate?

Surfin around the galaxy via the power of embassys! Suppose I'll eat a quick donut before going back to my surfing

Zombie chickens

You need eggs? Will Zombie Eggs do?

Probably safer over here, than in a Bar full of predators.

Escavta wrote:Hello, does this establishment have any hot chocolate?

We do. We simply microwave chocolate milk.

AWOO!!! AWOO!!! AWOO!!!

This, is, Volkisch Spartaaaa...thanking your region for the new embassy!

We represent the restoration of ancient Spartan values, such as the practices of eugenics and slavery.

(The delegation eyes up the menu of Daily Specials, eager anticipation building for Simnel Cake!)

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