The Just A Lore's Just a Nation of Rapallo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Maira Cazleno II with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.415 billion Rapalli have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiavari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rapallan economy, worth a remarkable 4,060 trillion Trade Scudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 173,427 Trade Scudoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, the Rapallan cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rapallo's national animal is the Floreali Chevrotain, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Il Reale Regalo.

Rapallo is ranked 223,443^rd in the world and 27^th in Be Gay Do Crimes for Safest, scoring 25.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.