The People's Republic of -Gregoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Reugo Tikova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 12.865 billion Gregorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalulu. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gregorian economy, worth 711 trillion Gregorian Fruukas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,298 Gregorian Fruukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and refugees from other nations are flocking to -Gregoria's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Gregoria's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State atheism.

-Gregoria is ranked 35,810^th in the world and 568^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.