The Jingoistic States of Zippideedoodah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Walt with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 22.925 billion Zippideedoodahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zippideedoodah City. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Zippideedoodahian economy, worth 327 trillion sunshines a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 14,300 sunshines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, Bluebird is one of the most popular forenames in Zippideedoodah, Walt has just been declared ruler of Zippideedoodah in an international press conference, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zippideedoodah's national animal is the bluebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Satisfactualism.

Zippideedoodah is ranked 235,596^th in the world and 112^th in Equilism for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 6.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.