Population | 22.125 billion |
Capital | Bocke Mil |
Leader | Avakael |
Faith | Cruor |
Currency | Halicarnassus |
Animal | White Phoenix |
The New Cruor Federation of The North Reich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 22.125 billion North Reichians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bocke Mil. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong North Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,813 Halicarnassuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The North Reich has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Reich's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cruor.
The North Reich is ranked 54,120th in the world and 182nd in Ordo Imperialia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,633.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The North Reich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The North Reich's influence in Ordo Imperialia fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : The North Reich's influence in Ordo Imperialia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in The North Reich, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in The North Reich, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in The North Reich, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in The North Reich, The North Reich has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in The North Reich, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in The North Reich, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
- : Following new legislation in The North Reich, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.