The 8023d p14y32 of Mavenu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 37.126 billion Mavenuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Area. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mavenuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,303 trillion Bucks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,926 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems, and the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mavenu's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mavenu is ranked 5,040^th in the world and 130^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.