The MT Army Museum of EU33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 23.593 billion EU33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped EU33ian economy, worth 541 trillion Citas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,932 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EU33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

EU33 is ranked 120,626^th in the world and 1^st in Egalitarian union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.64 law-abiding acts per hour.