The Christian Republic of The real Ireland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Max Mcclanahan with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The devout population of 2.737 billion Irish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Payson. The average income tax rate is 62.4%.

The powerhouse Irish economy, worth 268 trillion Lads a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,027 Lads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The real Ireland's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The real Ireland is ranked 46,117^th in the world and 1,007^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,662.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.