Population | 8.411 billion |
Capital | Mypolis |
Leader | The Dominus |
Currency | mynor |
Animal | calamander |
The Dictatorship of Myness is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.411 billion Mynessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Mynessic economy, worth 796 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 94,714 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mynessians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', hell is not always other people, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of The Dominus's most personal functions, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Myness is ranked 287,162nd in the world and 5,339th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Myness was endorsed by The Theocracy of Soradev.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Myness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Myness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Colony of HATRED AND BIGOTRY.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 220 » Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Wehraboos, Saint Cinder, Amerion, Jehenna, The naked people, West Pastafaria, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Southern Numenor, PenguinPies, Shefino, Ralphburg, Bawkie, Zaelith, A leftover country, Walloonia, Aidenfieeld, Yellunstryer, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Antarctic Empires, Kiasu-ism, Ancient Slobovia, Sanden, Linden Oak, Nowa Europa, Calistan, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Curlyhoward, Amutien, Madhonia, The Solar System Scope, Maeiland, The Two Jerseys, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, USNE2018, Unielvan Millorvium, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, United Great Holy Empire, Darakin, Theorin, Rad Asia, Isokenzar, Itani, Indolos, Los Lonley Boys, Soem, Sthalrim, and 170 others.Noire Denholm, Dereistic, Ebonhand, Drystar, Doraya, Fasire, Rebel-topia, Ridehale, Tepertopia, Nova Montron, Abarri, Phanama, Transtemporal Shifts, Myhomecountry, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Wallanda, Saciu, Kringalia, United States of Belvaria, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Unojo, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Aurcania, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Figlandia, Bavaristan, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Tur Monkadzii, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Altnavia, Lynxaion, No moking, Al Madhaa, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Sautu, Ugranda, The Worst army of, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Dun Frest, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Nomayuki, Galactya, Bonobiana, America Gone Wrong, Doundaly, Jakub, New-Javarra, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Astriva, Uvalor, Scrapifax, Geploastan, Arlandias, Nova Rhodia, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, Eritria, The Free Falklands, Jantisha, Yugarritia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Siberia union, Amerinsca, Hacrela, Gracca, Empire of Pekoland, Cerespasia, Greater Lamero, IndustroMiliComplex, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Farelonia, Bohenia, Purisect, Gonthavnor, Freedoom, Alvira, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kalaska77, Deerp, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Zanforadon, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Aodhan, Bogani, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Albend, Lans Isles, Marre, Xanistan, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Kaumudeen, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Poguelands, Greater Fennovia, Mercian Legions, Sedunn, Eriaco, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Gwandalis, Agora Highland, Megistos, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, SharttingToepia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, New Amerikan Republic, West Khazana Finsstan, Amerikanisches Imperium, Janoi Donacen, Neo Kervoskia, and Soradev.