The Nuclear Warfare of Destroyer of Realms is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.355 billion clinically insane are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally not an underground nuclear base. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient in crippling depression economy, worth 845 trillion Doge Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,888 Doge Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, Destroyer of Realms isn't what it used to be, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destroyer of Realms's national animal is the God, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is резня людей.

Destroyer of Realms is ranked 6,135^th in the world and 130^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 74.21 flags saluted per person per day.