The People's Republic of Sheikahs is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 608 million Sheikahsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The very strong Sheikahsian economy, worth 34.5 trillion Rupieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 56,774 Rupieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Sheikahs's new capital, interest in globalism never flags, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheikahs's national animal is the Silver fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sheikahs is ranked 133,547^th in the world and 7^th in UHR for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,574.13 Standard Monetary Units.