The Democratic Anarchy of Falconias is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.533 billion Falcanes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Falconiasian economy, worth an astonishing 10,561 trillion cubricites a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,562 cubricites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Falconias's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Falconias is ranked 277,438^th in the world and 10^th in Founderless for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.2 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.