The Grand Duchy of Van Luxemburg is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 41.877 billion Van Luxemburgians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Van Luxemburgian economy, worth a remarkable 4,689 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,977 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Van Luxemburg has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Van Luxemburg's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Van Luxemburg is ranked 6,895^th in the world and 1^st in Maredoratica for Most Cultured, scoring 142 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.