Population | 2.671 billion |
Capital | Barksville |
Leader | D Winston |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | sheep |
The People's Republic of Willowden is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by D Winston with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.671 billion Willowdenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barksville. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Willowdenian economy, worth 157 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,932 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Willowdenian citizenship in droves, D Winston's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Willowden's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Willowden is ranked 83,631st in the world and 3,658th in Balder for Safest, scoring 88.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Willowden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Willowden, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
- : Following new legislation in Willowden, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
- : Following new legislation in Willowden, D Winston's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in Willowden, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Willowdenian citizenship in droves.
- : Willowden was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Willowden, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Willowden's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Willowden's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Willowden, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.