The Republic of Umanak is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.881 billion Umanakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The strong Umanakian economy, worth 453 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,513 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umanak's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Umanak is ranked 111,965^th in the world and 90^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.