The Matriarchy of Socialist test 391 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.707 billion Socialist test 391ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 391ian economy, worth 952 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,384 Platinums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,010,411 per year while the poor average 22,822, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 391's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist test 391 is ranked 111,103^rd in the world and 4,563^rd in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,249.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.