The Democratic Socialist States of Slandsbocamaistatesstan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Storm Ghjianf with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 4.478 billion Slandsbocamaistatesstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grjotvallarmulihroarsholtsloekr. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slandsbocamaistatesstanian economy, worth 577 trillion dineroes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,068 dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slandsbocamaistatesstan's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Slandsbocamaistatesstan is ranked 256,476^th in the world and 14^th in Southern Equatorial Council for Most Patriotic, with 1.5 flags saluted per person per day.