The Theocracy of Pyropados is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 11.258 billion Pyropadosi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pyropadosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion chars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,305 chars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, both criminals and civilians are DOA, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyropados's national animal is the salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Flame.

Pyropados is ranked 8,636^th in the world and 499^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 122.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.