The Democratic Peoples Republic of Proletaire is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.532 billion Proletairians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The Proletairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,639 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 103,373 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, glamping Proletairians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime is totally unknown. Proletaire's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Proletaire is ranked 263,459^th in the world and 142^nd in Socialists for Most Armed, with 0.17 weapons per person.