The Holy Empire of Oezanvamesdi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.251 billion Oezanvamesdians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oezanvamesdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,275 trillion Pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,932 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, the Small Council has more than a little influence, every workday begins with group therapy, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Oezanvamesdian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oezanvamesdi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oezanvamesdi is ranked 275,116^th in the world and 9,897^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.