The Republic of Nulkianium is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.946 billion Nulkianiumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nulkianiumian economy, worth 244 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,519 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nulkianium's national animal is the calf.

Nulkianium is ranked 165,694^th in the world and 6,865^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 78.06 on the Clooney Contribution Index.